Streaming Screams
Warnings for spoilers and mature content DO YOU LIKE SCARY MOVIES? We know you do, and so do we! We are Glenn and Jess, besties and drive-in mutants, with a shared passion for the macabre, the grotesque and the ridiculous. When you’re home alone on those dark and stormy nights, we’ll let you know where you can tune in and find a chill to run up your spine. Every month we’ll watch and discuss two horror movies that you can watch at home, alone or with that special someone or someTHING. We connect deeply with horror movies, which is a little disturbing if you think about it. So, we go off on plenty of tangents, side chats and rants along the way, before passing our final judgments and letting you know where you can find these terrifying treasures. What kind of horror movies do we cover? Why, anything you can stream! From the dawn of Hollywood to today. From the grindhouse to the arthouse, from slashers to found footage, from serial killers to haunted houses, and from comedy to the truly deranged, if it’s on the net for you, it’s on the slab for us. We’ll unleash new episodes on the 1st Thursday of every month, so please, enter freely, of your own will, and leave some of the happiness you bring. JOIN US.
Episodes
Thursday Oct 24, 2024
Thursday Oct 24, 2024
The End is the Beginning
Alas, all parties must come to an end and trick or treating can only go on for so long. The neighbors are turning out their lights, so open up your bag for the last fun-sized episode of our Spooky Season Super Scary Screamtacular with John Carpenter's most seminal work, the original classic, the immortal, the iconic
Halloween
We travel all the way back to 1978, with a quick detour to 1963, to see the Michael Myers legacy take shape (See what we did there?). One thing that’s going to be interesting about this journey is that we watched two different versions of the movie. Glenn watched the version that we all know and love, while Jess watched the extended version involving scenes added years later.
Along the way, we’ll touch on some important subjects like why teens bang in their parents bed (and maybe why they shouldn’t), whether artists can be trusted to tell you the meaning of their own art, whether you can be a goody two-shoes and still smoke weed, and what the heck is a slasher anyway?
As we say goodbye to spooky season and return to our monthly schedule, we want to thank you for joining us for our first Halloween event. May your costumes be awesome, your parties raucous, your Samhain fires warm, your tricks scary and your treats delightful!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Friday Oct 18, 2024
Friday Oct 18, 2024
Trailer for our first ever, Spooky Season Super Scary Screamtacular! It's a Halloween celebration as we hand out four fun sized episodes featuring the Halloween 2018 trilogy as well as the original Halloween!
Thursday Oct 17, 2024
Thursday Oct 17, 2024
Not Dead Enough
The Halloween party continues with another fun-sized episode where we get into the most divisive and controversial film of this whole timeline
Halloween Ends
As the sequel trilogy winds down and the focus shifts to a new character, we follow Haddonfield into the depths of societal and generational trauma. Along the way we’ll examine how we, as individuals and society, relate to, and are reflected by, this dark, decaying town, the wisdom of doing 3 Halloween movies in 3 different genres, Romeo and Juliet romances, people’s need for someone to blame and whether this movie is secretly a remake of Christine or not. It’s time to burn it down with the penultimate fun sized episode of our Spooky Season Super Scary Screamtacular!
Thursday Oct 10, 2024
Thursday Oct 10, 2024
It’s a Hunter’s Moon
Open up your bag because here comes the second fun-sized episode of our Spooky Season Super Scary Screamtacular!
Do you remember when you were a kid, when you’d get home from trick or treating, and you’d excitedly pull a random candy out from your bag and pop it into your mouth only to realize someone gave you a cough drop? That’s right! It’s time for
Halloween Kills
We continue our journey through Haddonfield as the warmth of the Samhain fire gives way to a raging inferno! This time we get to catch up with Tommy Doyle and literally anyone else they could get from the 78 movie. I bet they’re all doing great!
Along the way, we find out what it truly means to be close to your family, EVIL DIES TONIGHT, question the morality of lies of omission, EVIL DIES TONIGHT, what happens when you give a motive to the motiveless, EVIL DIES TONIGHT, the logic of erasing all previous sequels and then repeating a bunch of the same mistakes they made, and finally, EVIL DIES TONIGHT!
Thursday Oct 03, 2024
Thursday Oct 03, 2024
Trick or Treat! Smell my feet! Give me some PTSD!
The most wonderful time of the year has finally arrived! Spooky Season is finally here and it’s time to celebrate with our first ever Spooky Season Super Scary Screamtacular! This week we drop the first of 4 weekly, fun-sized episodes into your bag, starting with
Halloween (2018)
We return to Haddonfield 40 years after that fateful Halloween to see what Laurie has been up to and how life has treated her since her encounter with Michael Myers. I’m sure she’s doing great!
Along the way we’ll touch on The Legend of Zelda, figure out if Tubi is a good service, ponder whether JJ Abrams is a hack and figure out whether gummies or micheladas make for the best edibles/drinkables.
Thursday Sep 05, 2024
Thursday Sep 05, 2024
On the Road
This month, our ghoulish hosts head down to LA to see one of their favorite bands, Ghost, at the Kia Forum for one of the shows filmed for Rite Here Rite Now. Along the way they explore the spooky, wynorrific town of Raven’s End and a morbidly grisly haunted neighborhood in Buenos Aires, Argentina with two unique and visionary flicks:
The Mortuary Collection
Terrified
We’ll touch on the manipulative and deceptive tactics of the guys you shouldn’t date, the heartbreak of euthanasia and invalid care, original music made for movies, exploding genitals, housing structures in Argentina, anthology-like narrative structure, Rob Zombie’s Halloween, and Glenn, AGAIN, talks about his appreciation of penises in horror movies. It’s a good time!
Thursday Aug 01, 2024
Thursday Aug 01, 2024
Freaks on Parade
IT'S TIME TO ROCK!
In preparation for the Freaks on Parade Tour, featuring Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper (as well as Ministry and Filter), we recorded this somewhat special episode of Streaming Screams! We start today's discussion with a John Carpenter cult classic featuring Alice Cooper, and end with Rob Zombie's first film:
Prince of Darkness
House of 1000 CorpsesWe dive deep into the possible coding of Walter from Prince of Darkness, discuss Rob Zombie's methodology, anime-hipsterdom, and even step in a big steaming pile of controversy!
It's time to hide your mirrors, do some neck stretches and get ready to play air drums with your fried chicken on this hard rockin' episode of STREAMING SCREAMS!
Thursday Jul 04, 2024
Thursday Jul 04, 2024
The Farmer's Daughter
Gators and smut films and senior citizens, OH MY!
With Maxxxine having its major release just days away, we thought we’d revisit the first two parts of Ti West’s sexploration of cinema:
X
Pearl
Featuring absolute powerhouse performances by today’s #1 scream queen, Mia Goth, and explorations of age, sexuality, lust, love, film-making and how we are shaped both by our environment and the movies we love; this trilogy looks to be shaping up to be one of the best in horror history.
If you’re planning on seeing Maxxxine, and need a very fun refresher on the first two movies, this one's for you! Along the way we’ll touch on such subjects as monogamy vs polyamory, swimming in unvetted waters, the importance of consent and honesty in more than just intercourse, underwear with the day of the week on it, the use of elderly nudity in horror, Glenn’s adoration of Chelsea Wolfe and the truest horrors in life: Costco on a Saturday (and their sub-par pizza.). One thing we will NOT be discussing is whether it’s better to find a man or a bear in the woods!
We’ll even include a bonus mini-segment with our reaction to:
the Maxxxine trailer!
It’s time to go over the rainbow and under the clothes in this month’s glamorously sleazy episode of STREAMING SCREAMS!
Thursday Jun 06, 2024
Thursday Jun 06, 2024
Sinister Honking
Slightly too late for “Halfway to Halloween” and a bit too early to catch that “Halloween creep,” but, so what! We’re going to load up on the mashed potatoes anyway with 2 heaping helpings of the biggest surprise hit franchise of the last decade:
Terrifier
Terrifier 2
We’ll meet at the old abandoned circus in the basement to find what exactly makes Art the Clown so fun to watch, discuss the progress of director Damien Leone’s career, philosophize over the use of penises in horror movies, figure out which of us has had to deal with the most disgusting bathroom messes while working retail and try to figure out exactly what the hell a hospital orderly is.
So grab your Halloween costume because it’s time to drop on by the Clown Cafe in this episode of STREAMING SCREAMS!
Thursday May 02, 2024
Thursday May 02, 2024
Is This Thing On?
The pilot episode! This month we venture on a fantastic journey from a dark, backwards house to the art house and beyond with two treats for the eyes:
The Night House
In Fabric
We'll venture into the depths of grief and offer some insight on how not to make grief worse for the people going through it, the frustrations of the educational system from a teacher's perspective, the presence of depression. We'll also try to figure out how to pronounce giallo, the witchcraft of department stores, and the sexuality of washing machine repair all while overindulging in the same joke and Glenn mansplains drinking water to Jess.
It's time to to take the first steps of a grand adventure with this flashback episode of STREAMING SCREAMS!
Your Hosts
Jessica and Glenn became roommates in 2011 and rapidly developed a friendship that they would both cherish and everyone else would just have to deal with. They've shared in each other's greatest joys, and helped each other survive times of tragedy and stress. Loud, boisterous, and easily excitable, they can often be either a great source of entertainment, or just a bit too much for everyone else in their lives when they get together.
They share a deep appreciation of horror movies, 90's industrial music, mosh pits and games.
Jessica is passionate about animals and works in cat rescue. She often has a lot of kittens in her home.
Glenn is passionate about music. He loves most genres he comes across, plays multiple instruments and has a vinyl collection of a size that can be best described as "irresponsible."